F1 Drivers: The Master Race

Reported by the British tabloid, News of the World, Formula 1 racing President Max Mosley allegedly hired five prostitutes to act out not only an orgy with him, but a Nazi roll playing orgy, where among other things he would be treated as a prisoner and whipped by the five female guards, then switching positions where he whipped the women while shouting out numbers in German. At this point, the fantasy is a taboo masochistic albeit sick role play.  Until it comes to the part where he is "greeted by a woman playing the role of a Nazi prison guard, checking his hair to see if he has been kept free of lice "at the other facility."  The women by the way were wearing replica German SS uniforms. Masochism is fine, but role playing the Holocaust thats just a whole other beast.  Pictured here, clearly disgusted by a non-Nazi fantasy,

 


Mosley not only hired the five prostitutes for his fantasy but taped the entire thing, because at that point, why the hell not.   Formula 1 has taken it pretty well as chief executive Brian Ecclestone said,

"Assuming it's all true, what people do privately is up to them," Ecclestone told the Times in a story posted late Sunday on its Web site. "Knowing Max it might be all a bit of a joke."

If anyone you know greets your foray into Nazi recreation as a par-for-the-course joke, you have done some real crazy shit in the past.  Luckily, BSoftheDay has amassed an exclusive look at other hilarious Max Mosley "antics":


Feb 22, 1997: In honor of the 10 year anniversary of Andy Warhol's death and having just watched Weekend at Bernie's the night before, Mosley exhumes the pop art icon, attaches him to his back propped up in welcoming stance and pretends not to notice.  As people say "is that Andy Warhol?", Mosley spins around asking "Where?" as the corpse wheels around him.  Jonathon Silverman and Andrew McCarthy, defying assumptions that they were dead, laugh hysterically.








August 6th, 2000

Mosley spends three agonizing weeks claiming to be Christopher Walken:





Despite pleas from his family and friends that he really does have the worst Walken impersonation voice ever, as he keeps saying Whoooo- aaahhh obviously mixing him up with Al Pacino, Mosley continues until he can be offered proof.  Unfortunately at the time, Walken himself believes he is a space visitor named Zeebo, offering no help at all.  Mosley takes the impersonation a step further, hiring a Natalie Wood look a like for a yacht trip, and claiming she fell overboard while at sea.  To avoid prosecution, Mosley claims he is not Walken, but the Marlboro Man instead.








June 17th, 2004:

With his regular mistress Helga, pictured below, out of town for the weekend,

 

Mosley invests his fortunes into a series of robots with yellow casings and cold emotionless faces to treat him like the "dirty imperfect human" he is.  To replace his usual safety word, "Himmler" that he cries to Helga when things have gone too far, Mosley has an ESC key implanted in each robots chest.  However, due to the inability to touch the button while tied up to a computer desk and with the voice activation module hearing "Rape" every time instead of "Escape", Mosley must be saved by aides some twelve hours into his ordeal.





Upon Helga's return all of the robots are destroyed, but Mosley says he now "gets the Asian Fetish."




March 1st, 2008

In indignation over the firestorm about his Nazi foray, Mosley becomes convinced he can start controlling people with his mind using wide eyed gestures, "just like Charlie Manson did it."  Local prostitutes report that while they were perfectly fine with recreating World War Germany for Mosley, his recent pleas of "joining his family" and "death to pigs" are going to deaf ears.  As of press time, Mosley had not broken this stare in four hours.















 

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